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{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
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Melanoplus bowditchi, the sagebrush grasshopper, is a species of short-horned grasshopper in the subfamily Melanoplinae. It is found in North America.
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