Southwark is a London Underground station in the London Borough of Southwark at the corner of Blackfriars Road and The Cut. It is on the Jubilee line between Waterloo and London Bridge stations, and is located in Travelcard Zone 1.
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Auletta is a town and comune in the province of Salerno in the Campania region of south-western Italy.
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