David Soslan, was a prince from Alania and second husband of Queen regnant Tamar, whom he married in c. 1189. He is chiefly known for his military exploits during Georgia's wars against its Muslim neighbors.
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Tvärålund is a locality situated in Vindeln Municipality, Västerbotten County, Sweden with 257 inhabitants in 2010.
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