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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}

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{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}

{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}

{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}

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Caroline Marks is an American professional surfer. She is the 2023 World Surf League Women's World Tour Champion and an Olympic gold medalist at the 2024 Paris Olympics. She has won multiple national championships and is the youngest woman to compete in a World Surf League event. Marks is the youngest surfer to qualify for the women's Championship Tour.

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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?","punchline":"She was a roman catholic.","id":98}

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