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\"Best Part of Me\" is a song by English singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran featuring American singer Yebba. It was released on 5 July 2019 through Asylum and Atlantic Records, along with \"Blow\", as the fourth and fifth singles respectively from his compilation album No.6 Collaborations Project (2019).
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The Church of St John the Baptist in Axbridge, Somerset, England, was built in the 13th century and has been designated as a grade I listed building.
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