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Endiandra is a genus of about 126 species of plants, mainly trees, in the laurel family Lauraceae. They are commonly called \"walnut\" despite not being related to the Northern Hemisphere walnuts which are in the family Juglandaceae.
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The 1893 All-Ireland Senior Football Championship was the seventh staging of Ireland's premier Gaelic football knock-out competition. The previous two years' All-Ireland champions Dublin did not take part in the Leinster Championship called off game against Kilkenny. Wexford were the champions.
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