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\"Number One Enemy\" is the debut single from British singer Daisy Dares You. The single features Chipmunk, and was released on 1 March 2010. The song peaked at number 13, it make her only charting single to date.
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The Meisner Bank Building is a historic two-story building in Shelton, Nebraska. It was built in 1908-1910 for the Meisner Bank founded by George Meisner in 1894. The building designed in the Renaissance Revival style. It has been listed on the National Register of Historic Places since March 25, 1999.
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