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{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Who did the wizard marry?","punchline":"His ghoul-friend","id":296}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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Amthamine is a histamine agonist selective for the H2 subtype. It has been used in vitro and in vivo to study gastric secretion, as well as other functions of the H2 receptor.
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