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{"type":"standard","title":"Virginia's 5th Senate district","displaytitle":"Virginia's 5th Senate district","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7934502","titles":{"canonical":"Virginia's_5th_Senate_district","normalized":"Virginia's 5th Senate district","display":"Virginia's 5th Senate district"},"pageid":36617056,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Virginia%27s_5th_Senate_district_%28since_2024%29.svg/330px-Virginia%27s_5th_Senate_district_%28since_2024%29.svg.png","width":320,"height":214},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Virginia%27s_5th_Senate_district_%28since_2024%29.svg/1600px-Virginia%27s_5th_Senate_district_%28since_2024%29.svg.png","width":1600,"height":1069},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1219102261","tid":"2ff2435e-fb5d-11ee-a219-c6f360c3fffc","timestamp":"2024-04-15T19:20:15Z","description":"American legislative district","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia's_5th_Senate_district","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia's_5th_Senate_district?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia's_5th_Senate_district?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Virginia's_5th_Senate_district"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia's_5th_Senate_district","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Virginia's_5th_Senate_district","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia's_5th_Senate_district?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Virginia's_5th_Senate_district"}},"extract":"Virginia's 5th Senate district is one of 40 districts in the Senate of Virginia. It has been represented by Democrat Lionell Spruill since his victory in a 2016 special election to succeed fellow Democrat Kenny Alexander, who was elected mayor of Norfolk.","extract_html":"
Virginia's 5th Senate district is one of 40 districts in the Senate of Virginia. It has been represented by Democrat Lionell Spruill since his victory in a 2016 special election to succeed fellow Democrat Kenny Alexander, who was elected mayor of Norfolk.
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